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Guilt-Free 3 – #3

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Based on a recent Buzzfeed quiz, it occurs to me that Pacey Witter (Joshua Jackson in Dawson’s Creek) and I have been soul mates since the show aired.

See?

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Because trust me.  I freaking love me some Joshua Jackson…but now who do I boot from the Guilt-Free 3?

#1 – Chris Hemsworth

Chris Hemsworth, you’re still safe. Blame it on your hair, your lips, your eyebrows, your forearms, your accent, your general EVERYTHING.

Chris Hemsworth

Exploding Ovaries

(If I get pregnant…can my ovaries still explode?)

And now the hard part…  Um…John Krasinski.  you’ve got an honorable member of my GF3. You are funny and sexy and I feel like I could spend a lifetime with you and fall in love with you and never be bored with you EVER.  Unfortunately, that’s not what the Guilt-Free 3 is about.  The Guilt-Free 3 is all carnal.

Which brings me to Tim Riggins…I mean, Taylor Kitsch.  Sure, you may not have a lot going on upstairs (I’m judging this based on your character as Tim Riggins and your recent movie choices of Battleship and John Carter), but dear God can the sheet sight of you make a girl sweat.

In this case, I believe that I must keep the carnal choice and respectfully retire John Krasinski.  Please don’t think this doesn’t hurt, John.  I will miss you dearly.

#2 – Taylor Kitsch

You got lucky, Riggins.  REAL lucky.

Taylor Kitsch

#3 – Joshua Jackson

So welcome, Joshua Jackson/Pacey Witter.  I don’t think you’ll be here long, so enjoy it while you can.  I already feel bad getting rid of Johnny K.  But I have to get you out of my system, so you’re in.

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Guilt-Free 3 – Unrequited Lover Edition

HeaderGF31-01One of those things that makes me weak at the knees is watching a man who is so insanely in love chase after a woman that he can’t have.

#1 – Noah Calhoun (The Notebook – Ryan Gosling)

Noah chasing after Allie, dangling from Ferris wheels and refinishing a house even though she’s not there.  COME ON.

Noah Calhoun

#2 – Pacey Witter (Dawson’s Creek – Joshua Jackson)

Pacey wanting Joey so badly and knowing that she’s Dawson’s holy grail…but being unable to stop himself.

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#3 – Tristan Ludlow (Legends of the Fall – Brad Pitt)

Fall in love with your brother’s fiancee, Susannah Fincannon.  Sleep with her.  She waits for you, you kind of wait for her.  In the end, though, your love is magic until Susannah loses her shit (and so do you) and she ends up with the third brother.  Whore.  I still love you, Tristan.

Tristan Ludlow

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