How’s this for embarrassing? I’m going to do a “Hair Metal” GF3… What’s wrong with me? Lots. I actually used to be wildly attracted to this look. I’ve matured. Shut up.
#1 – Jon Bon Jovi – Bon Jovi
You’ll always hold a special place in my heart, Jon. You were the more “clean cut” of the hair metal stars, even though you tried to dirty yourself up with “Slippery When Wet.” I always thought of you as the nice one.
#2 – Brett Michaels – Poison
I feel like I’m going to catch a disease for even putting Brett on the list…but his hair is pretty glorious, and if you look past his girlish make-up, he’s not half bad.
#3 – Joe Perry – Aerosmith
This picture actually still makes me a little…yeah, embarrassingly enough, it still makes me a little hot. Joe Perry was GORGEOUS. Was being the operative word. It’s a shame the way you’ve aged, good sir.