No, this edition of the Guilt-Free 3 does not belong to a John…and it’s not just 3 people, either. This is a tribute to all the Hot Jo(h)ns out there. Can you imagine a Guilt-Free 3 made up of men of the same name? Yum. I’m open to adding more Johns! Leave them in the comments or send them to me directly.
How am I to pick only 3?!
#1 – John Stamos
#2 – Jon Bon Jovi
There are no words. There are NO words. Jon, you’ll always hold a special place in my heart (and my loins) so long as you’re holding that sheet.
#3 – John Travolta (Grease era)
John Travolta is pretty creepy now. But back in the day? Mmhmm.
#4 – Johnny Depp
This is kind of a no-brainer.
#5 – John Krasinski
I miss him. John, please come back to my Guilt-Free 3. I’m sorry!
#6 – Johnny Whitworth
I don’t know who this is really, but Chelsea pointed him out to me once…and I agree that he’s one of the sexiest creatures walking the earth.
#7 – John Mayer
When I saw him, I liked it. When he outed Jessica Simpson as a “firecracker,” I loved him.
#8 – John Corbett
Aidan Shaw. Come love me. Quit doing Walgreen’s commercials, too.
#9 – John C. McGinley
I’ve always had a thing for Dr. Cox. Dude was always SUPER built. It didn’t hurt that he was a complete asshole–that’s really becoming on some men.
#10 – Jon Hamm
You drive me MAD! (Stupid pun. Shut up.)
#11 – John Cougar Mellencamp (Jack & Diane era)
I want to live in his hair here.
#12 – Johnny Knoxville
I’ve always been wildly attracted to Johnny Knoxville. I’m not proud of it.
#13 – Jon Stewart
It’s a good mix of goofy and sexy.
#14 – Jonathan Taylor Thomas
How could I forget this?! Thanks, Matt, for reminding me.
#15 – Jonathan Brandis (RIP)
I had the biggest crush on Jonathan Brandis. seaQuest, Ladybugs, you name it. It was a sad day when he passed.
#16 – Jonathan Jackson
You’ve been yummy for years, Jonathan.
#17 – Jonathan Goldsmith
The most interesting (and handsome) man in the world.
#18 – John Vesely
Um, where the HELL have I been? Because this guy is hot. He’s the singer of Secondhand Serenade, and I approve of it all.
#19 – John F. Kennedy, Jr.
I think most Johns have good hair, too.